Never throw out the other person's head.

030

2005-12-28T03:45:13Z

I am no longer in North Carolina. I have not, in fact, been in North Carolina for a little while. I am now in Maryland.

029

2005-12-22T21:21:44Z

I am in North Carolina.

028

2005-11-06T00:52:29Z

Week Nine NFL Predictions:

ATL over MIA
TB over CAR
CIN over BAL
DET over MIN
JAC over HOU
KC over OAK
SD over NYJ
CLE over TEN
CHI over NO
NYG over SF
SEA over ARI
PIT over GB
WAS over PHI
NE over IND

Last Week: 7-7 (50%)
This Year: 46-24 (66%)

027

2005-10-20T22:50:02Z

Week Seven NFL Predictions

CLE over DET
GB over MIN
IND over HOU
NO over STL
CIN over PIT
SD over PHI
WAS over SF
SEA over DAL
CHI over BAL
BUF over OAK
NYG over DEN
ARI over TEN
ATL over NYJ

Last Week: 13-1 (93%)
This Year: 39-17 (70%)

027

2005-10-16T16:17:34Z

Week Six NFL Predictions

ATL over NO
CAR over DET
CIN over TEN
BAL over CLE
PIT over JAC
TB over MIA
CHI over MIN
DAL over NYG
KC over WAS
DEN over NE
BUF over NYJ
SD over OAK
SEA over HOU
IND over STL

Last Week: 7-7 (50%) SUCK!
This Year: 26-16 (62%)

026

2005-10-09T00:02:26Z

Week Five NFL Predictions

BAL over DET
CLE over CHI
MIA over BUF
NE over ATL
NO over GB
SEA over STL
TB over NYJ
TEN over HOU
IND over SF
CAR over ARI
PHI over DAL
DEN over WAS
CIN over JAC
SD over PIT

Last Week: 9-5 (64%)
This Year: 19-9 (68%)

025

2005-10-01T19:20:54Z

Week Four NFL Predictions

BUF over NO
JAC over DEN
TB over DET
CIN over HOU
IND over TEN
NE over SD
WAS over SEA
NYG over STL
BAL over NYJ
DAL over OAK
ATL over MIN
PHI over KC
SF over ARI
CAR over GB

Last week 10-4 (71%)
10-4 (71%) on the year

024

2005-09-23T17:20:15Z

NFL Predictions for Week Three:

ATL over BUF
CAR over MIA
CIN over CHI
IND over CLE
NYJ over JAC
MIN over NO
PHI over OAK
TB over GB
TEN over STL
SEA over ARI
DAK over SF
NE over PIT
SD over NYG
KC over DEN

023

2005-09-23T17:19:19Z

"if you would like to see Ryan 'look ma no hands' Radecke (10timesdown) permanently return to Baltimore, please post this EXACT sentence in your journal."

022

2005-09-12T06:33:01Z

I made a Quiz for you! Take my Quiz! and then Check out the Scoreboard!

021

2005-09-12T03:44:27Z

Stupid fucking Colts.

020

2005-09-09T04:28:44Z

I made a Quiz for you! Take my Quiz! and then Check out the Scoreboard!

19

2005-09-09T03:48:08Z

NFL 2005 Predictions Version 2.0

Here are my slightly different predictions, in light of recent roster changes and taking the schedules of each team into account.

* = Wild card.

AFC East
New England (15-1)
New York Jets (12-4)*
Buffalo (8-8)
Miami (3-13)

AFC North
Baltimore (14-2)
Pittsburgh (11-5)*
Cincinnati (8-8)
Cleveland (1-15)

AFC South
Indianapolis (15-1)
Jacksonville (9-7)
Texans (5-11)
Titans (3-13)

AFC West
San Diego (11-5)
Denver (9-7)
Kansas City (8-8)
Oakland (4-12)

NFC East
Philadelphia (15-1)
Dallas (9-7)
Washington (6-10)
New York Giants (3-13)

NFC North
Minnesota (11-5)
Green Bay (7-9)
Detroit (6-10)
Chicago (4-12)

NFC South
Carolina (13-3)
Atlanta (10-6)*
Tampa Bay (10-6)*
New Orleans (5-11)

NFC West
Seattle (8-8)
St. Louis (7-9)
Arizona (4-12)
San Francisco (2-14)

Wild Card

Pittsburgh at Baltimore (W)
New York Jets (W) at San Diego
Tampa Bay at Minnesota (W)
Atlanta (W) at Seattle

Divisional Round

Baltimore at Indianapolis (W)
New York Jets at New England (W)
Minnesota (W) at Carolina
Atlanta at Philadelphia (W)

Conference Championships

Indianapolis at New England (W)
Minnesota (W) at Philadelphia

Superbowl XL
Minnesota at New England (W)

018

2005-09-07T06:58:26Z

http://www.snopes.com/humor/misxlate/bodrum.asp
http://www.snopes.com/humor/misxlate/engliz.htm

016

2005-08-16T02:06:45Z

I just got a tragus piercing in my left ear. I went to Harm City and Jaime was working this evening. That's about all there is to tell.

015

2005-08-09T14:20:44Z

I have set up an account at Hotmail (fauxpas0@hotmail.com). I won't be checking my AOL mail from now on, because it is stupid. So, if you want to email me, that is my new address.

014

2005-08-01T23:45:55Z

Tsuki is an angry dancer.

Ryan left.

Colin is still gone.

I have no money.

I haven't gotten the X-Ray results yet.

What is Roxie eating?

My living room floor is wet.

Jaime doesn't feel good.

Harry Potter suicide was a joke.

I am going to see the Ravens practice on Friday.

Nine Inch Nails tickets are expensive.

Vampire: The Requiem or Kindred of the East: Spring and Autumn Period?

I want to see the Foo Fighters live again.

I also want to see Garbage live again.

Some asshole puked on my future couch.

Eddie Douche or Neddy Douche?

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Spoiler: Hermione dies at the end.

John Roberts will destroy the Constitution as we know it.

013

2005-06-11T05:42:43Z

Something.

012

2005-05-11T06:16:14Z

I suck.

011

2005-05-06T03:58:47Z

So...

I have a new apartment. Its bigger and cleaner and has no curtains or blinds. I can see Baltimore City from Towson, which is kind of interesting. I haven't posted because I didn't have a phone, but I do now, see. I would also like to apologize for annoying anyone in regards to myself and Jaime. You know who you are, and if I don't know who you are, let me. I don't want to piss of my friends any more than I have to. I realize that I can be a bit of a dick when entering into a new relationship, and I don't want to do that (again).

That was far too serious.

Boobies.

010

2005-04-22T18:40:07Z

I thought everyone should know that O'Malley's March is playing at the Towson Festival on May 1st. They will be playing at 1:00 PM at the courthouse plaza main stage. Since they are breaking up, and they only have one more show listed after this one, I highly recommend that everyone go.

Plus, everyone who actually lives in Maryland should vote for O'Malley for governor. Fuck Ehrlich.

http://www.omalleysmarch.com/
http://www.martinomalley.com/

009

2005-04-21T02:47:17Z

Sunday, April 24th:

I will be nailing Sam in the face with Jaime's pepper spray. Food, beer will be included. Be there.

Time: Aproximately 8:30 PM.
Place: My apartment.

008

2005-04-18T19:24:44Z

So my Nine Inch Nails tickets finally arrived. I ordered them two weeks ago Wednesday, and it took this long for them to actually show up. Plus, they were $130 a pop, so this had better be a pretty goddamn good show.

That is all.

007

2005-04-18T18:18:18Z

Had to kill entries 006 and 004 due to some error in html coding. Don't know html. Couldn't fix it. It's all very sad; some of the responses were humorous.

005

2005-04-17T12:44:54Z

Assumption 1: The emaculate conception occured.

Assumption 2: Jesus is the son of God.

Assumption 3: Therefore, God impregnated Mary.

Assumption 4: Jesus is God.

Supposition: If Jesus is God, and God impregnated Mary, and Mary gave birth to Jesus, is God incestuous?

Directive: Absorb. Discuss.